Nobody cares that you knew Dreamweaver; it’s not relevant anymore.

Flash or actionscript?  Same.

Visual basic?   You know you’re applying for a web developer position, right?

Windows 95/98/NT/ME/7/8?   Oh come on now.

Microsoft Office?  Sorry, you just blew it.

Did you seriously misspell “colfusion” ?   Alright, who was this… funny joke guys! Continue reading “Stop Padding Your Resume!” →